Photographic Evidence The Terrorists Are Winning

Gives Barf Bag A New Meaning

Somewhere John Wayne is rolling in his grave, grieving for the decline of our once proud nation. Somewhere, someone said "These potato chips are fucking tasty.  Let's ruin them." This has to be the same person who convinced McDonald's to stop deep frying the apple pies right?! Maybe the anti-muse that brought us Snoop Lion?  I do believe I would punch the hippie who tried to hand me this bag right in their face.

Something like potato chips....

There are a lot of things that need improvement in America, this wasn't it. Stop "fixing" the great stuff and use your powers for destroying things to do good in the world. Just think of the amazing help you could be in crushing Al-Queda? Maybe you could take your Bizarro Midas Touch on down to the Westboro Baptist Church? For the love of god stay away from the NFL, we'll be watching flag football in no time.