There is nothing better than the Missed Connections on Craigslist. There is something so touching about the fleeting touch of attraction missed and regret put to words. Actually, not really. I just like to read how desperate other people are to make myself feel better. I'm terrible.
Porn Store Magic
M4W - We were at the adult video store. We both reached for the last copy of Game of Crohn's. You said "Go ahead, I've already got Grey's Anal To Me." It's not often you find a fellow fan of Medieval Midget Scat Porn, I wish I'd offered at the time but maybe we can watch together? All of my furniture is covered in plastic so anything goes.Larceny of Love
W4M - You robbed the bank I work at earlier today. We locked eyes when you handed me the note reading "Put all of the money in the bag or I'll blow your fucking head off." You were subdued by security moments later and while you failed to rob our bank you stole my heart nonetheless. When you get out of prison maybe we can do coffee?I'm At A Loss For A Label For This One
M4W - You walked by as our LARP group was reenacting the pivotal Mines of Moria scene from Fellowship of the Ring. I was the Balrog. Your friends and you laughed and pointed at us and it was then I knew I must have you. I would die a thousand deaths on a thousand quests to take your fair hand my maiden. I would type more but my mom says its time for me to scrub her back and file her corns. Fare the well damsel of my dreams.Please send me any great ones you find here, I'd love to post some more later. It's springtime and love is in the air!
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